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bombchu
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I'm messing with your mind, and it's way too easy.

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The Paper View Dec 17, 2007 12:59:19 GMT -5

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Post by bombchu on Dec 17, 2007 12:59:19 GMT -5

The official newspaper of Paper Hyrule, the Paper View. Weekly news of events.

Issue #1

More Scissors Than Ever
Recently, Ganondorf has unleashed more and more of his forces, ranging from Bokoblins to Scissorfols.

It is apparent that they are searching for something, or someone, and are not preparing for an assault. What they could possibly be looking for is unknown. The King nor anyone at the castle has commented on what they could be looking for.

bombchu
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I'm messing with your mind, and it's way too easy.

Posts: 25

The Paper View Dec 24, 2007 12:37:11 GMT -5

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Post by bombchu on Dec 24, 2007 12:37:11 GMT -5

Issue 2

Unwelcome Visitors at Hyrule Castle

Recently, Hyrule Castle relased a statement that two skilled swordfighters attempted to sneak into the castle. Presumably they were followers of Ganon, hoping to assasinate the royal family. We do not know what age they are, or height, or even what they were wearing. Local rumor believes that a cover-up is taking place. Possibly to hide embarassment, since a few guards died trying to capture the culprits.
We have heard that Impa, Zelda's nursemaid, suceeded in capuring them by quietly sneaking behind them. She declined to comment on this.