Paper Zelda - Our Official Fanfic

[Paper Link]

All that happens in the RPG, becomes part of this. Yay.

The first 2 chapters are here.

Chapter 1

At this moment, all of Paper Hyrule depends on Paper Link. Forced into this, yet, it's fun to save a kingdom. Not. There's mostly pressure. The most pressure comes when on the run...
***
Paper Link hadn't run like this in his entire life. Well, he never worried so much about Scissorfols cutting him to pieces in his life. Gotta give credit to Paper Ganon. He sure knew how to raise an army!
He reached for his Ocarina. He can't play it while running, but it's nice to have it there.
Who knows what could happen...
***
A Paper Skull Kid emerged from the woods. Very rarely has that happend. Very rarely has a Skull Kid have an urge to just go outside for once... and get some Hyrule Field air.
He wandered alone to path. It seemed like hours... now he's lost! But his fairy urges him on, saying that he must join Link. Well, next thing you know he has scissorfols chasing him...
***
Paper Link climbed a tree. Now he can play his Ocarina! The scissors were cutting away at the paper mache trunk, as he played the Prelude of Light. He made it, but didn't see a Paper Skull Kid caught in the warp with him...

Chapter 2

Paper Link landed in the Temple of Time. But look what he dragged with him! A paper Skull Kid....
He landed. But a Skull Kid was right in front of him. Scary.
"Wha... what are you doing here?"
The Skull Kid stared...
"I'm here to join you! You can't have all the adventuring fun!"
Paper Link soaked in all this information.
"But... why aren't you in the Lost Woods?"
"Does that even matter? We have a kingdom to save! "
"Okay, I do need some help... I think."
"Of course you do! Where do we start?"
The Skull Kid saw a sword on the ground. It seemed small enough for him.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?! "
No... sorry.
"Hey, I was his size when I started adventuring... where did my childhood go?"
"Maybe it's still there, and adventuring hides it too well..."
Paper Link stared.
"Who told you that? My psychologist? It's somewhere. Shouldn't we be going?"
"This is the first time I've been out of the forest..."
"Fine. Let's visit the castle..."
So they left to go to Paper Hyrule Castle. And some awesome stuff happen...
"YEAH! WE'RE AWESOME! "
I know.

[Paper Link]

Chapter 3

"Well, this is the castle," Link said, "The guards won't let us in."
"Well, yeah!" his compainion exclaimed, "They're not going to let a fairy boy with a sword and a kid with no face just... waltz in!"
The Skull Kid consulted his fairy, and created a ball of energy in his hands.
"Watch out," he said.
The ball hit the guards, and what was left of them... were empty suits of armor. Skull Kid winked at Link.
"Uh, I think Zelda isn't going to forgive us for that..." Link said, "Say... lets sneak in, and if you can bring them back, do it after we're well past them."
"Fine, do it the boring way."
He created a different colored energy ball, and unleashed it at the armor. Well after they are past that point, of course. The guards returned. Unharmed.
"You have things to learn about adventuring. The boring way is sometimes the RIGHT way."
The two walk up to the front.
"I know a secret way in. Follow me!" Link said.
Link dived into the moat. Paper-safe water-like substance moat.
"Okay..."
Skull Kid follows his partner.

TO BE CONTINUED

[Paper Link]

Today, I will tell you the purpose of this fan fiction. This way, holes in our role-playing will be patched via my brilliant imagining of paper fantasy. Plus, we can view our character from a narrorator's point of view. ;D

(Or, this could be like an archive of events in Paper Hyrule)

Chapter 4

A paper bokoblin spy will soon find our heroes, and escape to tell its master about the "Dynamic Duo". But a continuation of that part of this story is for later.
Link climbed out of the moat, his friend/partner following. Amazing how fast friendships develop. Anyway, Ocarina of Time fans should remember Hyrule Castle, and that one annoying unopenable side door.
"Annoying unopenable side door? I think I can pick its lock..." Link said.
Which he succeded in. So, he opened the door.
"Whoa!" Skull Kid said.
"I think we should leave. This is scary."
Of course, heroes are not usually scared.
"Heh! You'd be scared if you saw this room of evil!"
Whatever. Back on topic.
"Well," Link said, "there is quite a few pots. Maybe we could take some rupees."
His partner instantly broke all the pots with the Paper Smash, and Link gathered the rupees with a Spin Attack.
"Hey, I wanted one!" Skull Kid whined.
"Here," Link said as he tossed his partner a Paper Red Rupee.
They left, to meet guards who found an open door. But what was more interesting was something in the room they did not see. A purple-hatted scorcerer was hiding, and he saw his new foes. As the plot only thickens more... and more.

[bombchu]

LOL. You're doing a great job of tying all of this together. Above all, this is epicly hilarious. Then again, this is the work of everyone posting in the RPG.

[skullkid1993]

For an enimy, your pretty encouraging!!! ;D

[Paper Link]

I think he's only an enemy in this fanfic and the RPG. Other than those places, he has no will to destroy Paper Hyrule. Or badmouth this great fanfic.


Chapter 5

The guardes rushed our heroes, ready to capture. But Link strikes first with a Curl Cut.
"Fight the power!" He said.
Skull Kid followed his partner's lead, thrusting up with his sword to cut a guards throat. Finally, some action!
"Nice one,"
Link knocked a guard out with the throw of a Boomerang.
"Nice one yourself. My compliments to the maker of that bommerang!" Skull Kid said.
"Well, that's all of them."
As soon as he said that, they saw more coming. They brace for more combat. But Paper Impa sneaks behind them, and hangs them by the collar.
"You must realize that if you wanted to see Zelda, you would have to contact me first."
Skull Kid spit some spit balls at a guard while hanging over Impa's back. Those are the last spitballs that man would ever see. For he would be blinded by them.

Next Chapter: The Quest Begins
After that: Our Villans. Finally.

[Hero's Shade]

Yep. B-chu has no will to conquer Paper Hyrule and make it his oyster.
Vatti does. Hero's Shade doesn't. And that last chapter was wayyyy to short. I think you're stalling.

[Paper Link]

Ha. Accusing me of stalling.
You do not deserve chapter 6.

Chapter 6

The pair of boys were let go by Impa once they reached her chamber. Thankfully, it didn't look like a torture chamber, like that one room...
"You actually came at the right time. Ganondorf is preparing a massive attack. We have very little time to be prepared," Impa said.
"How massive are we talking here, like twelve, or twelve thousand?" Skull Kid asked.
Impa stared. "Who is this, Link?"
"Oh, that my partner... long story, but he's good."
"Alright. There are 5000 Scissorfols being prepared. You have a few weeks to get the Master Scissors or else..."
...certain doom.
Skull Kid drew his swork "Let's go! But... how many Master Scissors are there?"
Impa stared at Skull Kid, then at Link.
"Sorry. I did not inform him enough about... my mission. There is only one Master Scissors, since the word 'scissors' is both singular and plural."
"Then how can we both use it?"
"The Master Scissors controls all other scissors. Lets say if I used it, I could render any pair of scissors... friendly. And you could have your own Scissorfols weapon. Same if you had the Master Scissors."
Time to counteract that logic with unlogic, which would be closing this chapter right here for no reason other than humor. Chao!

[Paper Link]

What? No "Ha ha! Unlogic..."?
Well, the show must go on.

Villans shall be introduced in Chapter 8.

CHAPTER 7

"You still cannot kill them all with the paper smash. The Master Scissors is vital to saving Hyrule." Impa said.
"Okay. Where is Princess Zelda?" asked Link.
"She is busy with her father. He apparently is not taking this news well. But she told me that you must consult the Deku Tree for information on the Scissors' whereabouts."
"Thank you, Impa, we could be there by tomorrow!" said Skull Kid.
"Actually, we could be there shortly." Link said.
Link played his freakishly magical Time-traveling Ocarina. The specific song was the Minuet of Forset. Gee... I wonder why.
"Hold on!"
"Will do!"
Skull Kid's reply was lost in the warp.
***
It took only minutes for the duo to get lost in the woods.
"I think I should navigate next time," Skull Kid said.
"I'm just following the map," Link replied.
"Let me see it."
Link reluctantly handed it over.
"No wonder! This map is centuries old! Where did you get this? The Deku Tree's Antique Shop?"
"I borrowed it from Saria... I didn't know she collected antiques."
This never-ending punchline of a fanfic will continue with some rather unfunny villans next chapter.

[Paper Link]

Chapter 8

Paper Ganondorf waited solemnly in his chambers. Too much is going on right now. His evil plan is almost to complex to keep track of. Especially since a sickingly familiar boy is running about.
"Hello, Ganondorf. I see you're have a problem with a couple of annoying little boys." Paper Vatti said.
Ganondorf was suprised by his presence.
"How... how did you get in here? I thought..."
"...you thought that your scissors would tear me to pieces. But I happen to be a friend of a certain Great Fairy, who was helplful in providing a way to get past them." Vaati said. Or explained.
"The Paper Smash alone cannot get you past all of them. What do you want with me, Vaati? I thought you were off turning other sorcerers into magical shrinking hats."
"One is enough. I kind of possibly almost maybe learned my lesson that time, which involved a stupid boy who got in my way and used Elzo as a way to defeat me. But now, he has no magic hat. Now, we are two villans, against two kids. What do you say?"
Vaati electrified a Scissorfols who was sneaking behind him. That should explain his unexpected entrance.
"Hmm. I'm up against a Kokiri boy, and a Skull kid. Do I really need your help?"
Vaati stared. "And you have not had trouble in the past against little boys?"
"Hah! So have you. But I suppose we could work something out. I can give you an sixteenth of my focres, and you can unleash an assault on our foes."
"One-sixteenth, is that really enough? Maybe throw in a few leiutenants?"
"Only if you suceed in greatly harming or killing them."
"Oh, that'll be happening not long from now..."

What does the extremely unfunny Vatti mean? Will our comic duo survive his evil plan? Wait and see as the story unfolds.

NEXT CHAPTER: Chapter 9 - Evil in Kokiri Forest!